If your 2 year-old brings you a marker to ask what it is, you should closely follow him around the house as he sings "that's a marker, that's a marker."

Has someone invented something to prevent diaper messes from squishing up and out the back of the diaper? If not, could you get right on that?

I am missing one half of a chocolate frog. I suspect the aforementioned 2 year-old