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Mama wisdom from Erma Bombeck

The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids.

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